If a 6% chance of getting violently ill sounds like good odds, your ship has unfortunately already sailed: The latest outbreak of gastrointestinal illness on the high seas struck Royal Caribbean’s Independence of the Seas, with at least 332 affected on the five-night cruise. They’re doing their best to put a positive spin on things with an aggressive new marking campaign, but they’re having trouble coming up with a slogan. Here are some of the ones they rejected:
- Nobody’s Perfect
- At Least We Didn’t Hit an Iceberg
- Just Get On the Boat, Jerk!
- Haven’t You Always Wanted to Vomit in Aruba?
- We Get Paid Even If You Get Sick!
- The Fun (and Explosive Diarrhea) Never Stops!
- Hold My Hair!
- We’ll Leave a Bucket Out for Ya
- Medical Personnel Onboard
- The Ship Itself Is Structurally Sound
- Expect a Full Recovery!