Signs You’re Too Obsessed With Star Wars

The new Star Wars Movie is out Friday.  Are you perhaps a little too excited?


  • You named your only son Leia

  • You keep using the line “Never tell me the odds!” with your doctor

  • Incorrect syntax you think a great sign of wisdom is

  • C-3PO sex doll? Check!

  • You know who Ahsoka Tano is

  • George Lucas has a restraining order against you

  • You still make excuses for Jar Jar Binks

  • You work “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for” into every conversation

  • Three words: Jango Fett tattoo

  • In times of stress, you find yourself saying “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope”

  • The last time you were on a date was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away