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Attempted home invasion via chimney
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Elf harassment
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Excessive vomit in beard
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Not picking up after your reindeer
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Anything involving the phrase, “I got your Christmas package right here!”
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Urinating on a fellow Santa
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Insufficient merriness
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Improper offering of your lap
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Taking a swing at Blitzen
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Pretty much nothing