Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of SantaCon

  • Attempted home invasion via chimney

  • Elf harassment

  • Excessive vomit in beard

  • Not picking up after your reindeer

  • Anything involving the phrase, “I got your Christmas package right here!”

  • Urinating on a fellow Santa

  • Insufficient merriness

  • Improper offering of your lap

  • Taking a swing at Blitzen

  • Pretty much nothing