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It requires brains. And you just got gum stuck in your hair.
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The same reason you ignore your marriage: it involves nobody attractive.
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You’re an anarchist. Okay, you’re a lazy ass stoner. But “anarchist” sounds cooler.
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It usually devolves into name-calling and violence. And you got enough of that during Thanksgiving with the family.
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You prefer to spend your time on things that don’t involve politics . . . like the NFL and Hollywood award shows.
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Both parties have the same goal . . . sexual harassment.
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Britain has Prince William and Prince Harry. We have Donald Jr. and Eric.
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You’re too busy arguing with your family about religion.
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You’re not Russian, so your vote in American elections doesn’t count.
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You don’t have time to pay attention to politics, because you’re too busy working for minimum wage with zero benefits.
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Because if you paid attention to politics, you’d spend five hours of a day weeping.
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You have this weird thing about wanting to stay on good terms with your family.
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After Kid Rock dropped out, what’s the point?
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The “Real Housewives” and the Kardashians are just as insipid, but way more pleasing to look at.
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You have this strange inexplicable desire to enjoy your life.