Things You Don’t Want To Hear at the Office Christmas Party

 

  • Wait, didn’t I fire you today?

  • How would you like to see the inside of an executive washroom?

  • Have another drink – that’s what you’re best at

  • I got you something-and I need to let it out the box before it dies

  • Hey look, it’s Harvey Weinstein!

  • We need to talk severance

  • Try a gingerbread man – that’s your Christmas bonus

  • Would you mind clocking in for a shift or two?

  • I hope you’re not driving-because somebody just vomited on your car

  • Didn’t we have sex at last year’ party?

  • Wanna sniff some whiteout?

  • We had a cancellation-put on this elf costume