Santa’s elves are always portrayed as happy and carefree. But it turns out, there’s a lot of stuff that bothers them. Here are The Top Things that Annoy Santa’s Elves.
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Santa still hasn’t added dwarf tossing to the things that get you on the naughty list.
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People asking, “Wouldn’t you rather be a dentist?” as if they’re the first person who ever thought of it.
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All the good acting roles are just automatically given to Peter Dinklage.
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Thanks to all these kids wanting iPhones, they keep losing jobs to Chinese toddlers.
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Rudolph shows up for work with a red nose and he’s a hero. One of them shows up for work with a red nose and he’s sent to rehab.
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Santa couldn’t have built his workshop in Aruba or Cancun, could he?
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Kevin Spacey keeps inviting them over for slumber parties.
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Jeff Sessions keeps skipping work to go to meetings in Washington.
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Not having a North Pole Spearmint Rhino.
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That Will Ferrell movie makes them all sound mentally disabled.
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Being at just the right . . . or wrong . . . height when Santa lets one go.
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Elves who steal other people’s eggnog out of the break room fridge.