Things You Won’t Hear A Millennial Say

Being “woke,” “basic,” and “thirsty” are just some of the words you might hear millennials use. But for some things they likely won’t ever utter, check out The Top Things You Won’t Hear a Millennial Say.

  • Let me remove my earbuds so I can hear you clearly.
  • I’m starting to think Bernie Sanders’ ideas are just a tiny bit unrealistic.
  • Know what I hate in T-shirts? Irony.
  • I’ll take an order of gluten with a side of more gluten.
  • No, I can’t take a picture of my latte . . . I have a flip-phone.
  • Enough about me. What’s new in your life?
  • Okay, I’ll admit it.  I have no idea what people mean when they say, “Yaaasss Queen!”
  • I realize no one congratulated me for almost finishing all my work . . . and I’m totally OK with it!
  • Why should I get a trophy when I didn’t win?
  • Mom, Dad, I think it’s time for me to move out and take care of myself.
  • Kendrick Lamar is so overrated.
  • It’s my legal obligation to pay off my college debt.
  • Sorry I’m late to work again. I value your time and realize showing up whenever I want is rude and selfish.
  • You have my undivided attention.