Overheard at the White House Christmas Party

 

  • Merry Christmas! You wearing a wire?

  • FYI, next year’s party is being held in the state penitentiary

  • Just what I wanted! A Robert Mueller voodoo doll!

  • Fake Santa!

  • I’d like you to meet my Melania double

  • It’s a Christmas miracle that we aren’t in handcuffs

  • Is that the President and Vladimir Putin under the mistletoe?

  • How’s your plea bargain going?

  • Santa is only giving gifts to corporations this year

  • More well-done steak?

  • So I guess Flynn’s not coming