Rejected Jersey Shore Reunion Show Taglines

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but please don’t kill the messanger. Five years after MTV’s Jersey Shore aired its last episode, the reality juggernaut is returning, with original cast members Pauly D, JWoww, Vinny, Ronnie, Snooki and The Situation. Dubbed Jersey Shore Family Vacation, it will premiere in 2018. So don’t say you haven’t been warned. And if our national IQ starts to plummet next year, you’ll know why.

 

  • Some people never learn

  • Drunk AND old!

  •  Now it’s even sadder

  • It’ll make you feel good about yourself!

  • A baaad Situation

  • Like “Cops” but without the trailer homes

  • America’s most depressing home videos

  • Worse… much, much worse

  • Evolution in reverse!

  • When steroids meet silicone

  • Watch it with your probation officer

  • Hold my hair!