Overheard at the White House Turkey Pardon

 

  • Wait-is that a Russian turkey?

  • I think he just pardoned everybody everywhere for everything

  • Trump is the one with the orange hair and the bigger throat wattle

  • I just hope Trump doesn’t try to grab the breast or thigh

  • Remember when these turkey pardoning things weren’t fraught with irony?

  • Will someone tell Don Jr. you’re supposed to pardon the bird, not shoot it?

  • They just caught Paul Manafort trying to sneak in dressed as a turkey

  • I heard Trump would only pardon the turkey if it promised not to testify

  • That turkey has an approval rating higher than Trump’s

  • Why is Trump popping a Tic Tac?

  • This is the biggest achievement so far of the Trump presidency