Little Known Facts about the Newly Discovered Earth-Sized Planet

 

  • Earth-sized, but clever design makes it appear even more spacious

  • Easy commute, gated community, great schools

  • It too, revolves only around Donald Trump

  • It never lost its dinosaurs!

  • Naming rights already purchased by GoDaddy.com

  • Year-round golf!

  • In the running to host the 2032 Olympics

  • $30K down and a 30-year lease, and it’s yours!