Rejected Slogans for Pringles Thanksgiving Dinner-Flavored Potato Chips

If you’ve ever wondered how you can experience Thanksgiving dinner entirely through a snack food, you should know this year Pringles has created 8 new flavors inspired by the holiday. They include: Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Cranberry Sauce, Creamed Corn, Green Bean Casserole, Mac & Cheese and Pumpkin Pie. Unfortunately, the flavors won’t be available in time for this year’s festivities, but here’s hoping for the future. They just need a catchy slogan. Here are some that they rejected (People)

  • Thanksgiving in a cylinder!
  • One thing we didn’t steal from the Indians
  • Bet you can’t eat one!
  • The only thing better would be actual food
  • Chase away unwelcome Thanksgiving guests!
  • Because screw your stupid family
  • Makes cleanup a breeze
  • We believe some actual potatoes are involved
  • The Thanksgiving dinner you can dip!
  • The meal you can serve when you’re flat-out drunk
  • It’s what’s instead of dinner