This $700 Moschino Dress Is Basically Just a Bag of Dry Cleaning

Just when I thought I’ve seen it all when it comes to OTT high fashion, something comes along to prove me wrong. There were those weird latex Gucci sock-heels, Off-White’s plastic-wrapped shoes, Louis Vuitton’s Stranger Things graphic T-shirt, and Moschino’s high-fashion My Little Pony merchandise. And now, Moschino is back at it with this dry-cleaning bag disguised as a dress.

 That’s right! For just $700, you can look like you walked straight out of your local dry cleaners. And the best part is, it doesn’t even come with the dress underneath. It’s actually just a clear bag that says, “Moschino’s Cleaners.”

 The dress, from Moschino’s Fall 2017 collection, is available at the U.K. luxury retail site Browns. And, ironically, the care instructions state, “Do not wash/Do not dry clean.”

 Considering this dress is the brainchild of designer Jeremy Scott, who’s created collections inspired by McDonald’s and Candy Crush, this actually doesn’t seem like a crazy idea. And, hey, you’ll be the chicest-looking plastic bag on the block.

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