Alternate names for Sean Combs

The artist formerly known as Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Puffy, Diddy, and so forth gave himself something he apparently needed for his 48th birthday-a name change. The rapper and media mogul, who was born Sean Combs, tweeted Saturday that his “new name is LOVE aka Brother Love.” “I’m just not who I am before. I’m something different,” he said. 

Then, he said he was “just kidding.” He posted a new video where he says, quote, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve come to the conclusion that you can NOT play around with the Internet . . . I was only joking. I didn’t change my name.” But he case he decides on another name change, we have some suggestions:

  • Sean Cougar Mellencamp Combs
  • P. Doody
  • Kanye Before Kanye
  • Whatever that symbol Prince used was, but bigger
  • Sean Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
  • Fluff Daddy
  • Sir Puff-a-Lot
  • Doo Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do
  • He Who Cannot Be Named
  • Daddy Puffbucks
  • Leonard Wasserstein
  • Puffy the Vampire Slayer