Overheard at Ivanka Trump’s Women’s Empowerment Speech in Tokyo

 

  • Where the hell’s Godzilla when you need him?

  • As a woman, she’s empowering me to boo

  • Lock her up! Lock her up!

  • I found her advice on nepotism insightful

  • I’m not saying the turnout is weak but this makes Trump’s inauguration look like Woodstock

  • Security is tight. They’re trying to prevent people from leaving

  • She may be an accessory to an illegitimate president controlled by Russia, but she’s totes adorkable!

  • Evidently not a lot of people appreciate bitter irony

  • At least she’s not tweeting this

  • I’d take Tiffany in a heartbeat right now