Other Complaints of the Papa John’s CEO

November 3, 20178:53 am

  • Concussion protocol is RUINING sales of soft drinks

  • Make one quasi-racist comment, and everyone’s on your case!

  • The Mexicans won’t order extra cheese

  • People aren’t buying Papa John’s because Peyton Manning is too ethnic

  • The President isn’t eating enough pizza to make up the difference

  • Pizza Hut is pandering to the wrong types

  • Pizza sales haven’t been right since the NFL got rid of leather helmets

  • Domino’s comes from Kenya!

  • Don’t even get me started on the NBA!