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Concussion protocol is RUINING sales of soft drinks
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Make one quasi-racist comment, and everyone’s on your case!
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The Mexicans won’t order extra cheese
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People aren’t buying Papa Johns because Peyton Manning is too ethnic
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The President isn’t eating enough pizza to make up the difference
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Pizza Hut is pandering to the wrong types
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Pizza sales haven’t been right since the NFL got rid of leather helmets
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Domino’s comes from Kenya!
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Don’t even get me started on the NBA!