Guys hope to make a good impression when going out on a first date. And we can help make that happen with The Top First Date Tips for Men.
- No matter how desperate you are to make conversation, don’t bring up your wife.
- Don’t compliment her on how well she shovels food into her face.
- Be sure to avoid tense conversations, by talking exclusively about politics and religion.
- Make sure to remove the Uber decal on your car before picking her up.
- Do NOT ask yourself, “What would Harvey Weinstein do”?
- Keep quiet on how much it burns when you pee.
- Don’t ask if she wants to read your “Young Sheldon” fan fiction.