First Date Tips For Men

Guys hope to make a good impression when going out on a first date. And we can help make that happen with The Top First Date Tips for Men.

  • No matter how desperate you are to make conversation, don’t bring up your wife.
  • Don’t compliment her on how well she shovels food into her face.
  • Be sure to avoid tense conversations, by talking exclusively about politics and religion.
  • Make sure to remove the Uber decal on your car before picking her up.
  • Do NOT ask yourself, “What would Harvey Weinstein do”?
  • Keep quiet on how much it burns when you pee.
  • Don’t ask if she wants to read your “Young Sheldon” fan fiction.