Overheard at the Annual Harry Houdini Séance

 

  • Can you hear me now?

  • You people again? Let a man rest in peace!

  • Harry, quick-who’s gonna win the World Series?

  • You don’t start a chant to raise the dead with “Eenie, meenie, miney, moe!”

  • Spirit selfie!

  • This medium isn’t working-can we try medium-well?

  • I think he escaped! We should have seen that coming

  • I was never a big Houdini fan. Can’t we bring back Bob Hope?

  • Quit pulling the Ouija board to spell dirty words!

  • Can somebody conjure me up a sandwich?