Overheard at the White House Halloween Party

 

  • There’s somebody at the door’and they say they’re serving a subpoena

  • Later we’re all going to play “Drain the Swamp”

  • Whoever that is in the Bob Mueller costume, it’s scary as hell!

  • Those cobwebs? FAKE!

  • Isn’t there anything to eat besides overcooked steak?

  • Of course Mitch McConnell came as one of the Ninja Turtles

  • Whoops, I just mistook Trump’s head for a Jack O’ Lantern

  • Dude, you got self-tanner all over my ghost sheet!

  • This is being live tweeted!

  • How do you say “Happy Halloween” in Russian?