In honor of Trick-or-Treat night tomorrow…
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You need to be accompanied by someone in a sexy nurse costume
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You’re hoping to get your hands on some Beeman’s gum
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You’re wearing a Nixon mask you bought when he was in office
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You just traded your Milky Way for some blood pressure meds
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You can remember when they used to burn witches
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You’re the only Wonder Woman who’s tripping over her boobs
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You threw out your back trying to pick up a king-size Snickers
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You had enough Ace bandages lying around the house to make a mummy costume
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Your dentures just got ripped out by a Laffy Taffy
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You’re the only Teletubbie with a walker