Billy Joel Parenting Tips

 

  • When purchasing diapers, always pick up a few for yourself

  • Kids need someone to relate to, so be sure to marry a woman closer to their own age

  • Try not to pound piano keys when playing lullabies

  • When putting the child down for a nap, think about taking one too!

  • Be patient with all the drooling (your own, that is)

  • Kids are never too young to learn the importance of performing CPR

  • Need to soothe a crying child? Try repeated playings of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

  • Always store your Viagra in childproof bottles

  • This Dr. Seuss guy? Not a real doctor!

  • The lyrics to “Piano Man” actually make a great bedtime story