Ways to Make Megyn Kelly Today More Watchable

  • Arrange on-air knife fight between Kathie Lee and Hoda

  • Bus in some of those freaks from The Jerry Springer Show

  • Have her rant about Benghazi for old time’s sake

  • Get rid of the “Megyn Kelly” part

  • Host show from Plexiglass cube suspended high above Times Square

  • Try to make the coldest, most detached person on TV project warmth and likability-oh wait, that’s what you’re doing

  • Do that thing where they make it look like babies and dogs are talking?

  • Turn off the cameras