A Columbus, Ohio bartender won the “Most Imaginative Bartender” competition held in London. Sadly, not all bartenders are that good. Here are The Top Signs You Have a Bad Bartender.
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Whenever someone says “cocktail” he giggles so hard he can’t even make the drink.
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You ask for a Harvey Wallbanger, he brings you a Harvey Weinstein.
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None of her organic vodkas are basil-infused.
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He wants you to listen to HIS problems.
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You ask for a Jack and Coke and he says, “What’s in it?”
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He greets you by name. And that name is “Douche Nozzle.”
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You witness that a martini isn’t the only thing he vigorously shakes behind the bar.
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He only got into bartending so he can play with the spray gun.
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He acts less like the Tom Cruise character in “Cocktail” and more like the Tom Cruise character in “The Mummy”.
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He won’t serve mixed drinks, because he thinks all beverages should stay with their own kind.
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When you ask for a White Russian, he brings out a guy who helped rig the 2016 election.
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He compliments your breasts. And you’re a guy.