Signs Your Google Device May Be Spying on You

  • You ask it what it’s been up to, and it nervously answers, “Nothing”.

  • It tried to disguise itself as a toaster

  • You ask the time and temperature, and it answers, “Who wants to know?”

  • It owes large amounts of money to the wrong people

  • You swear when you left the house it followed you in a cab

  • It’s wearing a wire

  • Sometimes you swear you hear it muttering, Must…kill…Alexa”

  • Your phone bill includes dozens of late-night calls that you never made

  • It gets cagey every time the subject of Russia comes up