3 Americans won Nobel Prizes for work on gravity. So, You mean we’re closer to finding a cure for falling down? Here are a few signs that you are not among the winners…
- You’ve already won the Nobel Prize-for partying!
- You think “quantum” was the name of an Apache chief
- Your last experiment resulted in you getting your head stuck in a wastepaper basket
- You discovered a particle that makes burritos taste better
- You spell “physics” with an “F”…and an “X”
- You thought Stephen Hawking was “that skateboard guy”
- Your doctoral thesis consisted entirely of the phrase “Fire bad!”
- Most of your deductive reasoning work involves figuring out what your girlfriend is thinking
- That whole flat-earth and chemtrails thing that you’re so into
- People say you’re, like, really dumb