Rejected Slogans of the Forever 21/Taco Bell Fashion Line

  • Don’t worry-you don’t have to eat it!

  • Sooo much better than the Burger King/Old Navy clothing line

  • Hot fashions! Or mild-your choice

  • Maybe nobody you know will see you

  • Ask about our matching hairnet accessories

  • Use the hoodie to hide your face

  • Where bad ideas meet faulty execution

  • The only clothes that come with a free soft drink

  • Make a run for the border-before someone sees you in this

  • The waistband is elastic!

  • From the people who brought you diarrhea