Surprising Things You Didn’t Know About Google

  • It’s your homepage at the office since XHamster is NSFW.
  • It’s currently worth almost as much as an iPhone X.
  • If they wanted, they could get millions from Ted Cruz if they threated to release his search history.
  • Unlike Meg Ryan, its appearance has barely changed since 1998.
  • It’s to Bing what Will Smith is to DJ Jazzy Jeff.
  • Google has developed many of the world’s most groundbreaking products. And also, Google Glass.
  • The “I’m Feeling Lucky” button does NOT get you laid.
  • Once they master computer glasses they will focus on the company’s ultimate goal: toaster shoes.
  • They have a dog-friendly work environment so crotch-sniffing is totally allowed.
  • They use your computer’s camera to photograph all your bad hair days and then share them with Earth.
  • The verb “Google” was added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2006. It means “to cyber-stalk your ex in the hopes you’ll find photos of them looking fat.”
  • Everyone knows about Google Earth . . . but very few know about their other sites Google Wind and Google Fire.
  • If you type it into Yahoo, you get a middle finger.