Rejected Titles for the New Cher Musical

  • Gramma Mia!

  • I Can and WILL Turn Back Time-Got That?

  • Reconstructed!

  • I Got You (to Buy a Ticket), Babe

  • Schlock of Ages

  • Hey, That Elderly Woman Is Practically Naked!

  • Gypsies, Tramps, and Botox

  • The Best Little Tattoo Parlor in Brentwood

  • Miss Silicon

  • The Sound of Auto-Tuned Music

  • Collagen and Old Lace