Rejected Slogans for Pumpkin Spice Pizza


  • If it’s not there in 30 minutes- lucky you!

  • Punish your taste buds!

  • Because what? You need a reason?

  •  Like pizza, but ruined!

  • It might not sound appetizing, and it isn’t!

  •  For when enjoyable just won’t do

  •  You’ve tried the rest, now try this crap

  •  Get the door-and lock it good!