Other Things Flat-Earthers Believe

 

  • Cavemen used bird beaks to play records

  • Earth’s core is made of cotton candy

  • Global warming is caused by the hot air spewing from Lena Dunham

  • The universe is just a giant simulation designed to demonstrate new Apple software

  • Maggie Gyllenhaal and Jake Gyllenhaal are the same person

  • Columbus’s landing in the New World was faked

  • You CAN mend a broken heart

  • Hillary Clinton is using a child prostitution ring as cover to secretly sell pizza

  • Deep down inside, people are good

  • The eruption of Mount St. Helens was an inside job

  • Anything President Trump says