It’s the first day of fall . . . but not everyone is happy about it. Here are The Top Reasons You Hate Fall.
- It’s harder to tell which spider webs are real and which ones are fake.
- Your spouse likes to cuddle when it’s cold. Eww.
- It’s football time!! Aaaand you’re a Cincinnati Bengals fan.
- You’re frustrated because you can’t find pumpkin-spice roofies.
- You know that in about a month, your Facebook friends will post nonstop David S. Pumpkins memes.
- Graffiti artists switch from colorful pastels to depressing earth tones.
- The additional layers of clothes make it harder to secretly scope out boobs.
- It’s almost time to be disappointed with another “Star Wars” movie.
- You’re Scott Baio and fall means you have to fold a ton of sweaters at The Gap.
- You prefer your latte to be acorn-spiced.
- The dying leaves remind you of your dying marriage.
- Going to parent-teacher conferences just reminds you of what disappointments your kids are.
- You heard Kim Kardashian say she loves fall.