Other Ways Sean Spicer Can Rehab His Image

He tried it at the Emmy Awards, but the ratings were terrible. So it’s back to the drawing board for other ways Sean Spicer can change the way people thing about him.


  • Put together an act where he does a full-on drag impersonation of Melissa McCarthy

  • Get a dog he can carry around in a purse

  • Lurk in bushes all across America

  • Spend the rest of his life apologizing

  • Give Anthony Scaramucci an atomic wedgie

  • New gig: spokesperson for “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli

  • Come up with pumpkin spice version of himself

  • Tousle Donald Trump’s hair

  • Two words: shirtless selfies

  • Start a “Spice Lives Matter” movement

  • The kids love facial piercings, just sayin’