Overheard at the Juggalo March on Washington

More than 1,000 fans of the band Insane Clown Posse rallied Saturday to protest the FBI’s classification of them as a gang. The band’s fans, known as Juggalos, gathered in front of the Lincoln Memorial in a show of strength and unity. ICP is suing the Department of Justice to lift the FBI’s designation of Juggalos as a hybrid gang similar to the Crips.

  • The real clowns are in Congress, am I right?

  • So…strip club afterward?

  • We’re here! We’re weird! We have such wispy beards!

  • Mom, can you come pick me up?

  • So essentially we’re NASCAR fans who wear makeup, right?

  • Wow, I never saw a clown freebase before

  • Is it really a “march” when everyone is passed out on the grass?

  • Screw Pennywise! That poser can’t even rap!

  • No I don’t make balloon animals, sucka!

  • Anybody not seen Stephen King’s It yet?

  • Can I be a Juggalo and still be really into Taylor Swift?