Overheard at the Clowns-Only Screening of “It”


 

  • Who does your makeup?

  • That guy is a mime in disguise!

  • Of course we can all fit in my car

  • Sorry, Mr. President – the screening is for actual clowns

  • Who wants to go hang out at the edge of the woods?

  • I wouldn’t have come if I knew they were letting rodeo clowns in

  • Why does everyone keep stepping on my foot!?

  • Does this giant shapeless outfit make my butt look big?

  • No, I do NOT want a balloon animal

  • Honk! Honk!