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Here’s a copy of my resume’
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I think you may need some kind of super-sized confession
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Sir, can you come out from behind that bush?
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It’s an honor, Your Holiness, but I must point out that Donald Trump draws larger crowds
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That orange dude isn’t with you, is he?
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If you ever need a press secretary who can lie like crazy, I’m your guy
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They’re right-your suits really are ill-fitting
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Yeah, last time I was here they made me wait in the car
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For your penance, I want you to say 4.5 billion Hail Mary’s
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Is Mike Pence as much of a dork as he seems?
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Sorry, but some things are unforgivable