Overheard at Sean Spicer’s Meeting with the Pope

 

  • Here’s a copy of my resume’

  • I think you may need some kind of super-sized confession

  • Sir, can you come out from behind that bush?

  • It’s an honor, Your Holiness, but I must point out that Donald Trump draws larger crowds

  • That orange dude isn’t with you, is he?

  • If you ever need a press secretary who can lie like crazy, I’m your guy

  • They’re right-your suits really are ill-fitting

  • Yeah, last time I was here they made me wait in the car

  • For your penance, I want you to say 4.5 billion Hail Mary’s

  • Is Mike Pence as much of a dork as he seems?

  • Sorry, but some things are unforgivable