Overheard During the Solar Eclipse

 

  • Oh crap, these glasses are just frames

  • Wait, am I supposed to look up or down?

  • Is this God punking us?

  • Eclipse tickets! Who needs eclipse tickets!??

  • Is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in this?

  • Selfie!

  • Hey, the moon just photobombed my photo of the sun!

  • This wouldn’t happen if Hillary was President

  • If this can happen to the sun, is anyone safe?

  • I’m going to wait and watch the eclipse On Demand

  • It’s all happening just like Bonnie Tyler said it would!

  • Run for your lives!