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Most of their players are still in utero
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The infielders are wearing gloves on both hands
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They’re all hopped up on Capri-Sun
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They’re really just gunning for a participation trophy
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They keep asking if it’s OK to throw overhand
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None of the players have ever heard of this “three strikes thing”
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Four words: too young to juice!
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They keep answering their cellphones while in the field
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They call their pitcher “the ball thrower guy”