Signs Your Team Isn’t Going to Win the Little League World Series


  • Most of their players are still in utero

  • The infielders are wearing gloves on both hands

  • They’re all hopped up on Capri-Sun

  • They’re really just gunning for a participation trophy

  • They keep asking if it’s OK to throw overhand

  • None of the players have ever heard of this “three strikes thing”

  • Four words: too young to juice!

  • They keep answering their cellphones while in the field

  • They call their pitcher “the ball thrower guy”