- Am I just doing this because my old car has a breathalyzer on the ignition?
- If I take it to 88 miles-per-hour, will I go back in time and have to fight off my mother’s sexual advances?
- Is buying an electric car still the most effective way to show the world just how pleased I am with myself?
- Does it have enough bumper space for my sticker of Calvin peeing on the Cowboys logo?
- Can I handle seeing the backseat covered in vomit? (Applicable to Uber drivers only.)
- How will the ability to screech the tires while peeling out after dousing myself with Axe Body Spray affect my chances of getting laid in New Jersey?
- Do they sell those cool talking cars like in the Pixar movies?
- Does it have ample horsepower . . . and why do we still talk about power in terms of horses?