The Top Kim Jong-Un Tweets

When he’s not busy threatening to annihilate the U.S., Kim Jong-Un likes to get on social media. Here are The Top Kim Jong-Un Tweets.

  • @realDonaldTrump Don’t make me go nuclear. #FigureOfSpeech #Relax
  • Had a good talk today with U.S. Secretary of State @DennisRodman.
  • Told my people I’m in the Avengers, the Justice League, and I bat cleanup for the Yankees. They believe. #GoodToBeKing.
  • It’s pretty disappointing that I can’t get weapons-grade plutonium on Amazon Prime.
  • I won’t destroy the world if Steve Bannon teaches me how to do that “thing” #YouKnowWhatImTalkingAbout
  • Just got something off the top shelf all by myself. #Thuglife
  • Executed another barber today.
  • I’m not fat. I’m big boned. #Shhhhhh #StarvingCitizensMightNotice
  • Just got 15 holes-in-one. Worst round of golf EVER!
  • For the last time, that’s NOT ME in the “Gangnam” video!
  • I’m not scared of “fire and fury.” In fact, that’s my favorite James Taylor song.