Friends say there were hints that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris were headed for a split. And it can happen to any couple. Here are The Top Signs Your Relationship is in Trouble.
- You notice she’s been watching “Gone Girl” a lot lately.
- He always gets to the bag of Starbursts before you, and leaves only the orange and yellow ones.
- His favorite sex position is “On Your Sister.”
- The only time he touched you passionately during a cruise was to push you overboard.
- On special occasions, he doesn’t take you to Jared . . . he takes you to Dave & Buster’s.
- The kids are already making out two separate Christmas lists.
- You’re married to Ben Affleck and the nanny’s hot.
- He just hired a lawyer to sue Usher for not saying he had herpes before they had sex.
- When someone asks how you guys met, your girlfriend sighs and says, “Don’t remind me.”
- You no longer hold hands while overdosing on opioids.
- Neither of you even bother to put on your good sweatpants anymore.
- She swats your hand away every time you get off Air Force One in a foreign country.
- She recently took a class in basic car maintenance . . . so she could learn how to cut your brake line.
- She just Googled the term “conscious uncoupling.”
- This Halloween, he wants to go as O.J. and Nicole.