Rejected Slogans for Krispy Kreme’s New Reese’s Peanut Butter Donut

August 4, 20179:40 am

Melts in your arteries!
What? Donuts were healthy before this?
Elvis would approve, that’s why he’s dead
Your first bad decision of the day!
By popular denial
What the hell is WRONG with you?
Tested on Kevin James!
You’ll be drooling, but that may just be because of the stroke
This breakfast, get your Halloween on!
For a limited time—just like your life expectancy

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