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Melts in your arteries!
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What? Donuts were healthy before this?
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Elvis would approve, that’s why he’s dead
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Your first bad decision of the day!
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By popular denial
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What the hell is WRONG with you?
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Tested on Kevin James!
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You’ll be drooling, but that may just be because of the stroke
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This breakfast, get your Halloween on!
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For a limited time—just like your life expectancy