Rejected Slogans for Krispy Kreme’s New Reese’s Peanut Butter Donut

 

  • Melts in your arteries!

  • What? Donuts were healthy before this?

  • Elvis would approve, that’s why he’s dead

  • Your first bad decision of the day!

  • By popular denial

  • What the hell is WRONG with you?

  • Tested on Kevin James!

  • You’ll be drooling, but that may just be because of the stroke

  • This breakfast, get your Halloween on!

  • For a limited time—just like your life expectancy