Signs Queen Elizabeth Might Have a Drinking Problem

Queen Elizabeth II knocks back a hearty four drinks a day, according to a report. Maybe that’s why she’s had the same job for 65 years without ever being offered a promotion. The 91-year-old British sovereign’s day of tippling begins in the morning, when she downs a gin and Dubonnet cocktail with lemon and ice, former royal chef Darren McGrady said.

 Next, the queen enjoys a glass of wine or champagne with her lunch. Her Royal Highness again hits the bottle at the end of the day, as she unwinds in the evening with a dry martini and a glass of champagne, the queen’s late cousin Margaret Rhodes has said.

 

The four drinks technically add up to six units of alcohol, which makes the queen a binge drinker by British government standards.

Signs Queen Elizabeth Might Have a Drinking Problem

 She never gets past 97 when singing “99 Bottles of Beer”

  • She never gets past 97 when singing “99 Bottles of Beer”

  • Drunkenly refers to her son as “Big Ears”

  • Routinely orders beheadings that staff is trained to ignore

  • Has declared war on the King of Aragon more times than anyone can count

  • Keeps asking where the hell Winston Churchill is

  • Claims she invented the Internet

  • Way too many drunken jokes about “the crown jewels”

  • Constantly calling in sick to work

  • Loves to put Led Zeppelin II on the stereo and CRANK it!

  • Up all night tweeting again