Signs You’ve Gone to a Bad Travel Agent

Signs You’ve Gone to a Bad Travel Agent

  • You’ve never seen a travel brochure for Somalia before

  • He still has a poster of the Lusitania in his office

  • He advertises “now with access to the Internet!”

  • Seems to think we’re at war with Spain for some reason

  • Insists you get inoculated, even though you’re only going to Baltimore

  • He pulls out a tab of LSD and says, “I got the trip of a lifetime right here!”

  • He keeps boasting about his clients’ “survival rate”

  • You inquire about Latin America and he tells you to brush up on your Latin

  • He keeps asking, “How fussy are you about having a toilet?”