Donald Trump Jr. Excuses

  • I’m not a detail-oriented – wait, what was the question?

  • They told me I won some kind of sailboat or something

  • Whatever Kellyanne Conway is saying about it

  • Thought “oligarchs” were some kind of circus animal

  • If you just tune in to Fox News, you’ll find out that it never even happened

  • I’m a child of divorce! Two of them, actually.

  • Oh, like YOU never met with a foreign adversary to undermine a national election!

  • I’m kind of a major tool

  • Look who I was named after, for goodness sake

  • Obama did it