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I’m not a detail-oriented – wait, what was the question?
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They told me I won some kind of sailboat or something
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Whatever Kellyanne Conway is saying about it
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Thought “oligarchs” were some kind of circus animal
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If you just tune in to Fox News, you’ll find out that it never even happened
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I’m a child of divorce! Two of them, actually.
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Oh, like YOU never met with a foreign adversary to undermine a national election!
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I’m kind of a major tool
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Look who I was named after, for goodness sake
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Obama did it