Rejected Slogans for Snortable Chocolate

  • Because nothing is bad for you if you snort it! Right? Right?

  • Recommended by Charlie Sheen AND Kevin James

  • Remember the 70’s? Your nose does!

  • The snack that’s worth a perforated septum

  • Don’t overthink this

  • You’ll feel like a kid at Studio 54

  • Melts in your sinus cavities, not on your hands!

  • Fewer calories, more bleeding

  • It doesn’t have to be illegal to be stupid

  • What could possibly go wrong?