Celebrity Jobs (Before They Were Famous)

The “New York Post” has compiled a list of jobs that celebrities supposedly had before they were famous.


1.  Wyclef Jean was a gypsy cab driver.  Kids, that’s like an old-school Uber.

2.  Nicole Kidman was a massage therapist in Australia.

3.  Jennifer Aniston was a bike messenger and a waitress.

4.  Julia Roberts was a Baskin-Robbins ice-cream scooper.

5.  Beyoncé used to sweep up hair at her mother’s salon.

6.  Demi Moore was a debt collector.

7.  Meryl Streep was a high school cheerleader.  Rumor has it she was also nominated for Homecoming Queen every year, whether she deserved it or not.  (???)

8.  Bill Murray used to sell chestnuts outside a Chicago grocery store.

9.  Gwen Stefani mopped floors at a Dairy Queen in Southern California.

10.  Matthew McConaughey cleaned chicken coops.

11.  Martha Stewart used to baby-sit Mickey Mantle’s four boys.

12.  Rod Stewart was a soccer player.

13.  Whoopi Goldberg worked in a mortuary, making up dead people’s faces.

14.  Elvis Costello worked at a bank as a data entry clerk.

15.  Jay-Z was a drug dealer.

16.  Morgan Freeman was a “radar technician” for the U.S. Air Force.

17.  Eddie Vedder worked nights as a hotel security guard.

18.  Channing Tatum was a male stripper, obviously.

19.  Patrick Dempsey was a juggler.

20.  Victoria Beckham appeared on a BBC sex-education show.

21.  Ozzy Osbourne worked a daily 9-to-5 in a slaughterhouse.

22.  Mick Jagger was a porter in a mental hospital.

23.  Mark Wahlberg modeled Calvin Klein BVDs, as EVERYONE knows by now.

24.  Cyndi Lauper was a pop singer known for songs like “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” and “Time After Time”.  Oh, wait!  That was her famous period.  So let’s see . . . before that she cleaned the cages at a dog-kennel.

25.  Keith Richards was a ball boy in a tennis club.