Other Items in the Trump Taj Mahal Liquidation Sale

  • Gently used set of “Learn Russian at Home” tapes

  • Entire barrels full of that stuff used to make Cheetos

  • Hillary Clinton voodoo doll

  • Drawer full of perfume-scented love notes from Mike Pence

  • No tax returns-we checked

  • Trump University diplomas scrawled on cocktail napkins

  • A LOT of pictures of a bare-chested Vladimir Putin

  • Mitt Romney’s testicles