Ways to Make Wimbledon More Exciting

  • Two words: celebrity judges!

  • Somehow work a gong into the mix

  • A few miniature golf-style obstacles on the court couldn’t hurt

  • Stop yelling “Fault!” It’s so judgmental

  • Allow players to jump over the net DURING the match

  • Introduce some kind of weapon

  • Every time you miss a serve, you have to do a shot

  • If a ball is out of reach, you can throw your racket at it

  • Don’t say “love” unless you really mean it

  • Ditch the focus on tennis